Welker gets suspended for popping molly at the Kentucky Derby.

I'M BACK BABY


So we all know now how Welker got suspended  for 4 games for use of 'Amphetamines' during the Kentucky Derby. As we can see from the picture above, my boy was ROLLIN, handing out fat stacks of cash and having himself a fucking time. So that should be that right? You went out and got caught for popping molly while you're rubbing elbows with the celebs, dressing like a midget mix of Tony Montana and Hunter S Thompson and pounding mint juleps. Take the 4 games; shut up, and let the fact that you're basically actively NFL royalty carry you through this and let it blow over. Oh, no. Thats not how Wes rolls (pun intended). He's saying he isn't a drug user and how he doesn't even know what 'a molly' is. That he doesn't do marijuana, that his drink must have been drugged. Gimme a fucking break man. Look at that picture. Look at it. If thats not someone rollin HARD after winning big at the Derby then I will shit a whole live chicken. Not fooling anyone Wesley, you may be the best slot receiver in the game but the gift of lying and backtracking do not come with that skill set.

Silver lining of this is Wes has gotten 3 concussions in the past 10 months. He was trying to come back for week 1, now he has to at least take a month. He's lucky hes not spitting up spoon fed smushed peaches and apricots, never mind trying to go back out and play easily the most dangerous position in sports. Either way, yours truly drafted Emmanual Sanders who is taking over in the slot. CHA.......CHING.

Side note- So every year a bunch of my friends all fly down for a long weekend down to Ft. Lauderdale to my family's condo for a few days of boozin and golf. Two of my friends got in on an earlier flight, noticed at baggage claim that Mr Welker was on the flight with them. He clearly was just trying to grab his bags and be off, not be bothered, so they didn't approach him. Wes' bag comes and as hes leaving, one of my friends says to him 'Bye Wes Welker.' Welker clearly a little bewildered, turns, gives him half a wave and scurries off. So yeah Welker and I are practically besties by 1 degree of separation. Can't make this stuff up.