You shifty son of a bitch.
First off, HOLY SHIT WHAT A GAME. That is why you watch college football, for games you hope can be half as good as that was last night. 40 FUCKING POINTS in the 4th quarter. Insanity.
Deshaun Watson is absolutely incredible, obviously reminiscent of Vince Young in the Rose Bowl against USC. Wish he could have pulled off the win like Vince, but c'mon Saban's testicular fortitude Harry Potter dark magic would never have allowed for that. Saban who's soul was sold to Lucifer about the same time as Bill Belichick, would not be outdone. That onside kick was so perfectly executed, its not possible properly articulate how well that entire plan came together. Dabo who is an incredible coach was only playing checkers to Saban's chess from there on out. Outside of the 4th quarter, where both teams adopted a strict no-defense-played policy, every gain for Henry was some increment of -3 yds, 7 yds or 51 yds and Watson was roasting the Bama D in more ways than is acceptable to talk about in polite company.
Which makes you wonder how steep that deal with the devil was, in absolutely no universe does a team playing like Clemson played last night deserve to lose. No team should ever play that well and still manage to lose a game, but thats how it breaks for Saban. He could run for governor of Alabama on a platform of kicking orphans and strangling puppies and still win with 70% of the vote (30% Auburn fans who will soon be paying out of state tuition.) Comes up the victor for his 5th national championship, getting a fat bonus check from Alabama and Nike, and leaving that visor wearing dickbag Lane Kiffin in the parking lot.
Live look at Kiffin about 45 miles outside of Arlington, TX:
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