Huffington Post-A 18-year-old girl in Batken, Kyrgyzstan went through a hair-raising medical procedure in order to have a nine-pound hairball removed from her stomach.
Ayperi Alekseeva was admitted into a hospital recently after she complained of stomach pains so severe that she was unable to eat anything, or even drink water.
X-rays revealed the hairy blockage and realized they needed to operate quickly.
Bebezov said the hairball formed in Alekseeva's stomach because she had a nasty habit of picking up hair from the carpet and eating it and also chewing the tips of her hair.
"In fact her stomach was so badly swollen from hair and bits of wool from the carpet that it literally just oozed out as soon as the wall of the stomach was cut," Bebezov said according to the Telegraph.
After going through the ordeal of major surgery, Alekseeva has promised her hair-eating days are over.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/01/ayperi-alekseeva_n_5914438.html
Okay first off, FUCKING EW. So the first article I read on this started the article saying she had a habit of chewing the tips of her hair as the first statement, and I thought, well thats disgusting but I've seen girls with this same habit and maybe its a snowball effect of 15+ years of hair chewing and occasionally swallowing a straggler. Then they hit you with a 95 MPH fastball to Giancarlo Stanton's face with how she used to pick up hair off the FLOOR and eat it. Then I threw up everywhere, I had no choice, that is the Webster, Oxford and Merriam Dictionary definition of revolting. I went from 'oh what an unfortunate and disgusting thing to happen from a gross but sort of common habit' to 'this girl should be on death row with serial killers and rapists.' Having a hair in your mouth is one of the grossest feelings in the world, actively going out of your way to pick it off of the ground in your mud hut and consuming it is a level of insane that is on par with like Ted Bundy and Gary Busey. Just take a proactive measure and lock her in one of your haunted Transylvanian prisons.
The link above has an actual picture of what was removed, and because I care about other people's feelings I will save every one the atrocity. But I can tell you this, I'd rather have a live fucking animal removed from inside my nut sack than have them pull Cousin It out of me. This girl may need the death penalty, and I'm only half kidding.
Sidenote- When they say she lived in Kyrgyoogahboogahbergaloogerstan I totally pictured this as the neighborhood she lives in.
Bratislava!
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