You see that above? Thats all 7 feet and 450 pounds of the only story worth talking about this Nugget's season. This is rookie Jusuf Nurkic's father, and I can only assume he's the kind of guy who washes himself outside in a soapy bucket and kills a liter of vodka for all meals. This is the physical embodiment of the Iron Shield and I for one love it. This Nuggets team is nothing but mediocrity and nothing worth following. They have a losing record but nothing horrendous like the 6ers or the Knicks, they're just a really bland grilled chicken sandwich. Sure Ty Lawson is probably underrated and Kenneth Faried if nothing is just fun to watch but they aren't going anywhere. So why not get a guy in your stands whose own son (who is 6'11", 285lbs) still says he makes him feel so small? If anyone doesn't like it...OH YEAH HE BEAT UP 14 PEOPLE AT ONCE.
Along comes the Russian bear and suddenly I'm back in the game. He's beautiful, a conversation piece; like a ship in a bottle or a fancy painting. Only he's a 500 pound bear straight out of Siberia sitting courtside at the Pepsi center. Need him to become a centerpiece of Denver sports because right now its a slowly failing at the helm of a guy slangin Papa John's pizzas.
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