Tallest waterslide in the world being built...in Kansas City?

Well, we've got an overachieving football team with a quarterback who can't throw more than 20 yards, an NFL coach who has been slowly consuming every living organism in his radius, and a baseball team that hasn't won anything since George Brett killed an umpire over pine tar....what can we do to get people here while forgetting how terrible of a place it really is? Then, somehow the geniuses in Kansas City, MO determined an oversized waterslide was it. Can't think of a bigger try hard city than KC. With that being said I will be first in line for this monstrosity. I don't even like water slides and roller coasters. I LOVE THEM. Can't get enough of them. Worst part is, I'm afraid of heights. Absolutely terrified of them; I had a nervous breakdown on the top of the empire state building. So I know I will be screaming like a little girl down this thing, who cares? I need to plummet down this death chute.


Side note- CORRECTION: Kansas City will be my new walking point after a Southwest plane inevitably lands at the wrong airport and leaves me stranded in Branson, MO. Not a bad walk.