Pop quiz hot shot. Whats the worst airline in the history of airlines? Wrong, its Frontier. Oh wait? You guessed that. Not too difficult when they suck an amount that becomes impressive. I flew them for the first time this week. Total shit show. Terminal was over crowded and smelled like hot wet ass, they charge not only for checked bags (Southworst for the win). THEY FUCKING CHARGE FOR CARRY ON. Let that sink in. To use our public space you have to throw us a Jackson cause we're greedy ass bags. Then they give you about 20 directtv channels to watch, not bad right? A little Jet Blue action you think...Wrong fuck face they're gonna try to hit you up for another $5 just to watch anything. But don't worry, if you don't want to shell out the money they'll let you stare at a blank screen just taunting you.
So this comes as no surprise that they are hate fucking their customer for more cash. I think the biggest surprise here should be that they actually have people who qualify for this rewards program. What the hell is wrong with these people? Have you ever flown another airline? Like literally anything else? Cause at this point I'd rather take a hot air balloon to get me places than fly this dumpster fire of an airline.
Lastly, how dare they put pictures of adorable animals all over their planes. Look at that fox, hes cute as shit. I'm here squeaming and squealing like a middle school girl over how god damn cute that thing is. But now its ruined because this adorable little bastard is hiding the filth and greed that is this sham of an airline.
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