Huff Post-She believes in the Father, Son and the Holy Toes.
Paula Osuna, of Silver City, N.M., claims that the image of Jesus appeared to her in a bruise on her toe, KRQE reports.
Osuna's foot was thoroughly bruised last weekend, when she fell down the stairs, according to the Christian Post. A few days later, she asked her fiance, http://www.elsantuariodechimayo.us/Santuario/HolyDirt.html, to rub some holy dirt -- which he had saved from a pilgrimage to the Catholic shrine in Chimayo -- on her foot.
She bandaged the foot over the dirt, and the next day, when she took the bandages off, her family members pointed out that one of her bruises had taken on the shape of Jesus Christ.
Okay, before I bring this pig to the slaughter, Huffington Post that pun was gross. It was so bad I didn't even laugh, and I LOVE puns. Father, Son and Holy Toes. Holy Moly thats beyond atrocious. Step your pun game up or get out of it altogether because thats inexcusable.
So it seems like every few weeks some new zealot is seeing the son of god poking his glorious facial hair on a piece of toast, in the snow or the newest one, on some whale's toes. Newsflash idiots, a guy who can turn water into wine isn't going to waste his time making his lettuce appear on some sausage toes for some bitch who just finished her 2nd #3 from Whataburger and washed it down with a side of high cholesterol. He's got pussy-getting wet skills like you read about, so theres no reason for him to force himself out in the overly tolerant bible-belt. I'll be honest I think the shroud of Turin is a stretch, nevermind this hog's piggies who went to market having Hey seuss's smug mug bruised into it.
Side note- is there anything, and I mean anything worse than stubbing your toes? The worst collective minute and a half of your life with be a collection of post 5 second toe stubbing. Rather lop a finger off at the root than stub a bare foot on an immovable object.
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