If you honestly believe this 'Super Fan' didn't drop an N bomb, you are an idiot of legendary proportions.

Yes, i know this is late. No, I don't care. I work a real job and have had a secondary job watching all the figure skating, uh i mean hockey, as possible in Sochi. So I've been busy. But heres what i know. Jeff Orr the Texas Tech 'Super Fan' dropped an N bomb on Marcus Smart with the hardest R you've ever heard. Super fan basically translates to he donates a proverbial shit ton of money to the University so Texas Tech lets him sit in the front row of games and be a total racist bigot shithead. Really progressing society down there in Lubbock. Yes, I know Jeff said he called Marcus 'a piece of crap.' You know what Jeff? Your story is a piece of crap cause you and I and everyone else knows you were dropping N grenades up and down that game.

Let me tell you how I know he dropped such a terrible word at a 19 year old playing basketball. I have been to Lubbock, TX. And there are two things there: nothing, and racism. A cow fart is the entertainment of the evening up there, prejudice and stereotype on Texans grows, festers and eventually becomes a toothless moron with a confederate flag on one end and Texas flag on the other of his Ford F6000 in Lubbock, TX. So I would be beyond blown away if he didn't throw N word haymakers all game long. Jeff you volunteered to not attend anymore TT games for the rest of the season? Can you volunteer to put your shotgun in your mouth while you're at it? Such a shame an awesome school like TT has to be in such a horrible place.

Sidenote- Jeff you're a real winner being a 50 year old calling a 19 year old piece of crap 'cause he plays for those fuckin cowboys.' Go eat a bowl of glass shards.

Michael Sam to be first active gay NFL player.....Yawn.

So unless you've been living under a rock with your eyes gouged out and deaf, you've heard the future draft pick from Missouri, Michael Sam came out of the closet and will become the first openly gay NFL player, and I for one, think this is a total snorefest. Don't get me wrong, this is an unbelievable thing and his gay man balls are so much bigger than my straight ones ever will be, this guy is doing something HUGE. But he is a projected 3rd-5th round pick....thats a back up. Jason Collins was the first and he was the most boring space filler of a big man it was almost a let down at how bad the first openly gay professional athlete was. The same here with Michael here, guy is going to be a back up D end. This does nothing for me. I want a fucking rockstar of a gay. A fabulous MJ, Gretzky with a fashion sense. I want this queer transcendent  to be as gay as he is a freak athlete. I'm talking Freddy Mercury posterizing the fuck out of Dwight Howard, I want Elton John in a peacock outfit banging 65 Homers a year; Liberace having his own Candleabra blaring after he nets a hat trick right in Tuuka Rask's eyeball.

Because nothing, and i mean NOTHING would be more intimidating and prejudice killing than a gay Ray Lewis type monster. Dude who loves blowing up dudes over the middle as much as he does spooning them at night. I would love this more than probably anything I could witness in sports, because every backwards, ignorant, red neck shit head would lose his god damn mind if he had to deal with a fruity AP running it down 'Bama's throat for 200+ yards. I need this to happen and I need it yesterday.

The gays are so hot right now, and I'm pumped about it.

Check out this old bag who is a 96 year old celebrity painter.

Denver Post-"From the beginning, I had prayed this wouldn't be just a hobby, something to occupy my time, but a way to glorify God and I never dreamt this," said Barron, who's lived at the retirement community Vi in Highlands Ranch for five years. "I think all the publicity I had is his way of getting glory from it because that was my aim."

Barron has been a celebrity at the retirement community, where she lives in independent living. Two years ago, she decided to take an art appreciation class at Vi because that's something she hadn't done. She discovered that not only could she paint, but she was pretty good at it.

Jean Barron, 96, paints a picture of the Maroon Bells Jan. 31, 2014, at the Vi senior living community in Highlands Ranch. (Anya Semenoff, YourHub)

While she was painting the first of the 40 pieces she's done, she didn't think her work looked very good. But when she was done, she stood back and said she didn't think it was bad for a beginner. She said she's surprised by all this.

She said it became a passion after the second or third painting, and her art teacher was so impressed she started showing her pieces in the community newsletter.

My girl Jean! painting nature, breaking hearts and snappin dicks at 96. Girl has it all, artistic, church going girl, gets you senior discounts left and right. Goes to bed at sunset. Sounds perfect. Lets not be fooled by the so called 'age.' 96 is the new 72. Practically a post grad. You know shes rocking Matlock watching old man weiner like you read about. This Bob Ross skank has me convinced now, more than ever that I need to marry into money. Hot, old , artistic money. I'd be living that pampered life like Chappelle when he married Oprah. You think I'm above being a stay at home 'dad'? (can't have kids with a 96 year old, don't be gross.) I'm above being a stay at home dad like I'm above watching the muppets movies on repeat. (i'm not). So Jean, put your dancin' teeth in. You and I are going to hit the town at 3 PM at the Country Kitchen Buffet and let it go like its 1899. 

I see people painting these absurdly detailed nature pictures while I sit here blogging in my underpants and contemplate working out. Makes me think maybe I could have done more.....nah fuck that.

A fate worse than death, I had to work in Washington state all this week.

Yes, i know this is late. Fuck you I had to sit through that embarassment. its taken me this long to get over what I witnessed on Sunday. Manny snapping the ball directly into The Forehead's forehead for a starting safety. Percy Harvin coming back from injury to return it for a touchdown. God I feel sick just thinking about all of it. This was an ass whooping of epic proportions. To be totally honest, I thought the Seahawks would win, I did. I NEVER thought it would be a damn prison rape scene out of OZ, Christ almighty. They were bigger, faster and stronger on every side of the ball from the first snap. Didn't help with the starting safety, Denver was playing on its heels right from the start. 

The worst part was of course I have to spend the entire week in Washington state and watch all these smug shit fans talk about Russel Wilson like hes the second coming. Hey morons, He was basically Roethlisberger with his first superbowl. He basically had to show up. The blue and green is damn offensive enough to make me puke. This town is hot garbage and so is this state. I need to get back to Denver. 

Side note- at least the Avs are dominating....nope nevermind they've gotten destroyed twice in a row. Going for a walk in traffic.