Bronco's shit their 2nd half pants again (still win), also addressing this Phil Simms Petition thing

         Another Sunday and another week going by of Peyton Manning's forehead and the boys looking like the best team in the NFL in the first half then pulling their best disappearing act in the 2nd half. 1st half had Alex Smith reeling, the defense getting good pressure, secondary not blowing coverages, Offense looking like the record breaking offense of last year even with out Decker and Welker. Good times.

        Then that gigantic red volkswagon sized mass known as Andy Reid pulled the best possible strategy a clearly less talented team can do to try to pull off a win against the orange. Basically pound the running game and take as much time off the game clock  as possible, and the Chiefs did this to perfection. Nearly pulling off a win they had 0 business being close to winning. So is this panic time? Absolutely not, the team is still 2-0, getting Welker back with a healthy defense and O line. But there should certainly be concern over the disappearing act the offense likes to do in 2nd half of games, letting some breathing room to opposing teams and the defense's inability to get off the field late in games. This is seemingly just knit picking for a team I still believe is going 13-3 and winning the AFC.

Side note- Peyton straight laying into Julius Thomas was AWESOME to watch. You know Peyton has a temper that he clearly has kept in check for his 19 year career with an almost robotic precision. So seeing a human side to the touchdown machine is actually a pretty welcome relief. The all too clear 'I DON'T GIVE A FUCK' he retorted to Thomas makes me laugh out loud every time I watch the gif. But hey Peyton, Thomas is currently looking like the best TE in the NFL with 4 TDs already, I'm sure there is someone more deserving of ferocious southern drawled FUCKs dropped in their face.

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Love it.

Okay onto the nasty business. I didn't want to have to write about this but this is fucking downright inexcusable. A petition signed by 20,000 fans to not have Phil Simms broadcast their game because 'he's biased against the Broncos.' Have you morons ever heard Phil broadcast a Giants game? He spits absolute VENOM at the Giants and thats his old team. So shouldn't this be a hint that if he's shitting on the team he won 2 superbowls with that hes just an equal oppurtunity hater. This is what happens when a fanbase gets complacent with the team on the field and has to find new shit to complain about. Its spoiled fan garbage that we're better than. Its the type of trash dickhead New England fans were complaining about 12+ years ago when they were cheating and winning superbowls with their now washed up ugg boots model. Don't be that way, no one likes that fan base. Instead enjoy however long we have with what may be the best QB ever because it certainly won't last forever.

Welker gets suspended for popping molly at the Kentucky Derby.

I'M BACK BABY


So we all know now how Welker got suspended  for 4 games for use of 'Amphetamines' during the Kentucky Derby. As we can see from the picture above, my boy was ROLLIN, handing out fat stacks of cash and having himself a fucking time. So that should be that right? You went out and got caught for popping molly while you're rubbing elbows with the celebs, dressing like a midget mix of Tony Montana and Hunter S Thompson and pounding mint juleps. Take the 4 games; shut up, and let the fact that you're basically actively NFL royalty carry you through this and let it blow over. Oh, no. Thats not how Wes rolls (pun intended). He's saying he isn't a drug user and how he doesn't even know what 'a molly' is. That he doesn't do marijuana, that his drink must have been drugged. Gimme a fucking break man. Look at that picture. Look at it. If thats not someone rollin HARD after winning big at the Derby then I will shit a whole live chicken. Not fooling anyone Wesley, you may be the best slot receiver in the game but the gift of lying and backtracking do not come with that skill set.

Silver lining of this is Wes has gotten 3 concussions in the past 10 months. He was trying to come back for week 1, now he has to at least take a month. He's lucky hes not spitting up spoon fed smushed peaches and apricots, never mind trying to go back out and play easily the most dangerous position in sports. Either way, yours truly drafted Emmanual Sanders who is taking over in the slot. CHA.......CHING.

Side note- So every year a bunch of my friends all fly down for a long weekend down to Ft. Lauderdale to my family's condo for a few days of boozin and golf. Two of my friends got in on an earlier flight, noticed at baggage claim that Mr Welker was on the flight with them. He clearly was just trying to grab his bags and be off, not be bothered, so they didn't approach him. Wes' bag comes and as hes leaving, one of my friends says to him 'Bye Wes Welker.' Welker clearly a little bewildered, turns, gives him half a wave and scurries off. So yeah Welker and I are practically besties by 1 degree of separation. Can't make this stuff up.