If you honestly believe this 'Super Fan' didn't drop an N bomb, you are an idiot of legendary proportions.

Yes, i know this is late. No, I don't care. I work a real job and have had a secondary job watching all the figure skating, uh i mean hockey, as possible in Sochi. So I've been busy. But heres what i know. Jeff Orr the Texas Tech 'Super Fan' dropped an N bomb on Marcus Smart with the hardest R you've ever heard. Super fan basically translates to he donates a proverbial shit ton of money to the University so Texas Tech lets him sit in the front row of games and be a total racist bigot shithead. Really progressing society down there in Lubbock. Yes, I know Jeff said he called Marcus 'a piece of crap.' You know what Jeff? Your story is a piece of crap cause you and I and everyone else knows you were dropping N grenades up and down that game.

Let me tell you how I know he dropped such a terrible word at a 19 year old playing basketball. I have been to Lubbock, TX. And there are two things there: nothing, and racism. A cow fart is the entertainment of the evening up there, prejudice and stereotype on Texans grows, festers and eventually becomes a toothless moron with a confederate flag on one end and Texas flag on the other of his Ford F6000 in Lubbock, TX. So I would be beyond blown away if he didn't throw N word haymakers all game long. Jeff you volunteered to not attend anymore TT games for the rest of the season? Can you volunteer to put your shotgun in your mouth while you're at it? Such a shame an awesome school like TT has to be in such a horrible place.

Sidenote- Jeff you're a real winner being a 50 year old calling a 19 year old piece of crap 'cause he plays for those fuckin cowboys.' Go eat a bowl of glass shards.

Michael Sam to be first active gay NFL player.....Yawn.

So unless you've been living under a rock with your eyes gouged out and deaf, you've heard the future draft pick from Missouri, Michael Sam came out of the closet and will become the first openly gay NFL player, and I for one, think this is a total snorefest. Don't get me wrong, this is an unbelievable thing and his gay man balls are so much bigger than my straight ones ever will be, this guy is doing something HUGE. But he is a projected 3rd-5th round pick....thats a back up. Jason Collins was the first and he was the most boring space filler of a big man it was almost a let down at how bad the first openly gay professional athlete was. The same here with Michael here, guy is going to be a back up D end. This does nothing for me. I want a fucking rockstar of a gay. A fabulous MJ, Gretzky with a fashion sense. I want this queer transcendent  to be as gay as he is a freak athlete. I'm talking Freddy Mercury posterizing the fuck out of Dwight Howard, I want Elton John in a peacock outfit banging 65 Homers a year; Liberace having his own Candleabra blaring after he nets a hat trick right in Tuuka Rask's eyeball.

Because nothing, and i mean NOTHING would be more intimidating and prejudice killing than a gay Ray Lewis type monster. Dude who loves blowing up dudes over the middle as much as he does spooning them at night. I would love this more than probably anything I could witness in sports, because every backwards, ignorant, red neck shit head would lose his god damn mind if he had to deal with a fruity AP running it down 'Bama's throat for 200+ yards. I need this to happen and I need it yesterday.

The gays are so hot right now, and I'm pumped about it.

Check out this old bag who is a 96 year old celebrity painter.

Denver Post-"From the beginning, I had prayed this wouldn't be just a hobby, something to occupy my time, but a way to glorify God and I never dreamt this," said Barron, who's lived at the retirement community Vi in Highlands Ranch for five years. "I think all the publicity I had is his way of getting glory from it because that was my aim."

Barron has been a celebrity at the retirement community, where she lives in independent living. Two years ago, she decided to take an art appreciation class at Vi because that's something she hadn't done. She discovered that not only could she paint, but she was pretty good at it.

Jean Barron, 96, paints a picture of the Maroon Bells Jan. 31, 2014, at the Vi senior living community in Highlands Ranch. (Anya Semenoff, YourHub)

While she was painting the first of the 40 pieces she's done, she didn't think her work looked very good. But when she was done, she stood back and said she didn't think it was bad for a beginner. She said she's surprised by all this.

She said it became a passion after the second or third painting, and her art teacher was so impressed she started showing her pieces in the community newsletter.

My girl Jean! painting nature, breaking hearts and snappin dicks at 96. Girl has it all, artistic, church going girl, gets you senior discounts left and right. Goes to bed at sunset. Sounds perfect. Lets not be fooled by the so called 'age.' 96 is the new 72. Practically a post grad. You know shes rocking Matlock watching old man weiner like you read about. This Bob Ross skank has me convinced now, more than ever that I need to marry into money. Hot, old , artistic money. I'd be living that pampered life like Chappelle when he married Oprah. You think I'm above being a stay at home 'dad'? (can't have kids with a 96 year old, don't be gross.) I'm above being a stay at home dad like I'm above watching the muppets movies on repeat. (i'm not). So Jean, put your dancin' teeth in. You and I are going to hit the town at 3 PM at the Country Kitchen Buffet and let it go like its 1899. 

I see people painting these absurdly detailed nature pictures while I sit here blogging in my underpants and contemplate working out. Makes me think maybe I could have done more.....nah fuck that.

A fate worse than death, I had to work in Washington state all this week.

Yes, i know this is late. Fuck you I had to sit through that embarassment. its taken me this long to get over what I witnessed on Sunday. Manny snapping the ball directly into The Forehead's forehead for a starting safety. Percy Harvin coming back from injury to return it for a touchdown. God I feel sick just thinking about all of it. This was an ass whooping of epic proportions. To be totally honest, I thought the Seahawks would win, I did. I NEVER thought it would be a damn prison rape scene out of OZ, Christ almighty. They were bigger, faster and stronger on every side of the ball from the first snap. Didn't help with the starting safety, Denver was playing on its heels right from the start. 

The worst part was of course I have to spend the entire week in Washington state and watch all these smug shit fans talk about Russel Wilson like hes the second coming. Hey morons, He was basically Roethlisberger with his first superbowl. He basically had to show up. The blue and green is damn offensive enough to make me puke. This town is hot garbage and so is this state. I need to get back to Denver. 

Side note- at least the Avs are dominating....nope nevermind they've gotten destroyed twice in a row. Going for a walk in traffic.

Check out this can of nuts who thinks Jesus is a bruise on her toes.

Link Here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/29/paula-osuna-jesus-toe-bruise_n_4690623.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003

Huff Post-She believes in the Father, Son and the Holy Toes.

Paula Osuna, of Silver City, N.M., claims that the image of Jesus appeared to her in a bruise on her toe, KRQE reports.

Osuna's foot was thoroughly bruised last weekend, when she fell down the stairs, according to the Christian Post. A few days later, she asked her fiance, http://www.elsantuariodechimayo.us/Santuario/HolyDirt.html, to rub some holy dirt -- which he had saved from a pilgrimage to the Catholic shrine in Chimayo -- on her foot.

She bandaged the foot over the dirt, and the next day, when she took the bandages off, her family members pointed out that one of her bruises had taken on the shape of Jesus Christ.

Okay, before I bring this pig to the slaughter, Huffington Post that pun was gross. It was so bad I didn't even laugh, and I LOVE puns. Father, Son and Holy Toes. Holy Moly thats beyond atrocious. Step your pun game up or get out of it altogether because thats inexcusable.

So it seems like every few weeks some new zealot is seeing the son of god poking his glorious facial hair on a piece of toast, in the snow or the newest one, on some whale's toes. Newsflash idiots, a guy who can turn water into wine isn't going to waste his time making his lettuce appear on some sausage toes for some bitch who just finished her 2nd #3 from Whataburger and washed it down with a side of high cholesterol. He's got pussy-getting wet skills like you read about, so theres no reason for him to force himself out in the overly tolerant bible-belt.  I'll be honest I think the shroud of Turin is a stretch, nevermind this hog's piggies who went to market having Hey seuss's smug mug bruised into it. 

Side note- is there anything, and I mean anything worse than stubbing your toes? The worst collective minute and a half of your life with be a collection of post 5 second toe stubbing. Rather lop a finger off at the root than stub a bare foot on an immovable object. 

Check out this jerk off who paid his tuition in dollar bills

Denver Post- University of Utah student Luq Mughal paid his tuition bill Tuesday with 2,000 single dollar bills as a protest against rising tuition rates.

Mughal said he spends his weekends working to pay for college — after a week of 12-hour days studying electrical engineering. Even though the 21-year-old gets a discount because his father is a member of the faculty, the cost of tuition plus fees, books and living expenses is crushing.

“By no means am I the saddest story on campus. There's a lot of people here just as bad and probably worse,” he said. “The people making the prices are not actually aware of how hard it is on the students.”

He's hoping to send a message with the cash, which he collected from several banks, and that more students join him next year.

So before I go off on Luq with a q for being a total jerk off, let me say from someone being crippled by student loans, anything to make a college realize how shitty they are for legally stealing from kids I'll get behind. My school was $48,000 A YEAR my senior year. I just shit my pants and screamed at the same time rereading that statement. Greatest time of my life, still shouldn't cause almost 50 g's. GAH.

Alright Luq....Luke? Luck? Go pound sand you intolerable dick. Your father works for  U Utah. You're protesting  something you're receiving for 80% off. You know who else does that? Assholes, thats who. You're paying 20% of a state school tuition. So I'm assuming all said and done college costs you like AT MOST 8 grand a year. God I hate you you weird-name spelling turd. I hope the lady at the bursar throws a brick at your head.

Speaking of which if you're that fat, miserable middle aged woman working at the bursar (Pretty sure thats the 4 requirements to get hired at a university bursar.) Do you just straight up quit when you realize you have to count this shit out? The next 3 hours of your life are going to be spent counting out dollar bill after dollar bill because Don in maintenance's son had to be such little dick and pay for school this way. You either quit on the spot or somehow make sure Don's check gets lost in the mail the next few weeks. 

Oh look Frontier airlines is fucking their customers again. What a surprise.

Pop quiz hot shot. Whats the worst airline in the history of airlines? Wrong, its Frontier. Oh wait? You guessed that. Not too difficult when they suck an amount that becomes impressive. I flew them for the first time this week. Total shit show. Terminal was over crowded and smelled like hot wet ass, they charge not only for checked bags (Southworst for the win). THEY FUCKING CHARGE FOR CARRY ON. Let that sink in. To use our public space you have to throw us a Jackson cause we're greedy ass bags. Then they give you about 20 directtv channels to watch, not bad right? A little Jet Blue action you think...Wrong fuck face they're gonna try to hit you up for another $5 just to watch anything. But don't worry, if you don't want to shell out the money they'll let you stare at a blank screen just taunting you.

So this comes as no surprise that they are hate fucking their customer for more cash. I think the biggest surprise here should be that they actually have people who qualify for this rewards program. What the hell is wrong with these people? Have you ever flown another airline? Like literally anything else? Cause at this point I'd rather take a hot air balloon to get me places than fly this dumpster fire of an airline.

Lastly, how dare they put pictures of adorable animals all over their planes. Look at that fox, hes cute as shit. I'm here squeaming and squealing like a middle school girl over how god damn cute that thing is. But now its ruined because this adorable little bastard is hiding the filth and greed that is this sham of an airline.