Friday, July 29, 2016

Trevor Story is real, and he's fantastic. Plus other Rockies notes.

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            Before I get into that Adonis pictured above, I need to cover a few other things about the Rocks. Now that we're ...
Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Saban Wins 5th National title for Bama, with a huge set of nuts and some black voodoo.

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You shifty son of a bitch.       First off, HOLY SHIT WHAT A GAME. That is why you watch college football, for games you hope can be ...

When you're wrong, you're wrong. I, was wrong. Mike Malone was a good hire for the Nuggets.

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        When Croenke and management decided to hire Mike Malone I hated it. Guy just got fired from the Kings! The Kings suck! If he c...
Wednesday, January 21, 2015

Jusef Nurkic's Dad is the Most Exciting Thing About the Nuggets Season.

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    You see that above? Thats all 7 feet and 450 pounds of the only story worth talking about this Nugget's season. This is rookie J...
Thursday, October 2, 2014

Gross Eastern European Chick has 9 pounds of HAIR removed from stomach

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Huffington Post- A 18-year-old girl in Batken, Kyrgyzstan went through a hair-raising medical procedure in order to have a nine-pound hai...
Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Bronco's shit their 2nd half pants again (still win), also addressing this Phil Simms Petition thing

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         Another Sunday and another week going by of Peyton Manning's forehead and the boys looking like the best team in the NFL i...
Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Welker gets suspended for popping molly at the Kentucky Derby.

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I'M BACK BABY So we all know now how Welker got suspended  for 4 games for use of 'Amphetamines' during the Kentucky Derby...