Jennette opened up about her awkward and short-lived relationship with Detroit Pistons star Andre Drummond, stating it was a major lack of chemistry that made her pull the breakup card.
Reminding us that sometimes it’s better to just say no from the start, iCarlystar Jennette McCurdy has spoken out about how she only agreed to date ex-boyfriend Andre Drummond because he was so persistent. Unfortunately, she also admitted that their first kiss was nothing short of terrible. Gross!
Why Jennette McCurdy Said Bye To Andre Drummond
We all know how attention from a guy can cloud our vision and make us think we have feelings that aren’t really there. And well, it seems like that is exactly what happened to 21-year-old Jennette when she agreed to go out with the Detroit Pistons player.
Hey Jennette, quick question for you toots. Have you ever done something then immediately realized it was 1000% the wrong thing to do? Like your life is forever going to be different because of this decision and not in a good way. If you didn't realize instantly after dumping AD that it was the biggest mistake of your life then you are a certified dumb C-U Next Tuesday. No not because these photos leaked, BECAUSE YOU JUST DUMPED ANDRE DRUMMOND. you're on the wrong side of twenty after a child star career. You've got some goods but they're not that good. I wouldn't bat an eye to read about you giving dry handjobs behind a hooters for another hit of those delicious nose clams in three years. You're on the McCully Caulkin track which ends in 'supposedly' not getting butt fucked by Michael Jackson. Not a good look.
But why you ask? why stay with someone who is a bad kisser and didnt have any sparks? Why not stay with someone you dont feel any love for?
Thats why. That is Bill Simmons coming himself to death over the prospect of Andre Drummond. So hes a good basketball player? so what? NO he had 26 boards last night. He tied the Pistons franchise record for season double doubles. and to top it all off HES TWENTY. Hes a year younger than your washed up ass and hes going to make STUPID money. So hes 7 feet and probably has a monster hog, whatever, catch a stabbing every once in a while and live the absolute FAT life, he'll be making more money than your stupid ass could probably spend in 4 lifetimes.
Sidenote- no girl sends these to a guy she only dates for a week. FACT.
Nice work though.
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