Pot sales in first week of recreation legalization hits $5 MILLION

5 MILLION DOLLARS, think about that. 5 million dollars, in weed sales. That's an outrageous amount of money; that's like 20 A-rod at bats. Nothing has really changed around here though, I feel like old people were preparing for the end of days 'when those reefer smoking hippies' take over. I feel like the normal person isn't really effected by this anyway but apparently everyone around here is blazing like a bieber track.

When I saw that number it reminded me of freshman year when you somehow end up in the kid's dorm room who likes pot just a little too much and pretend to be all about raggae and che guevara. Just picture those people today hearing this news and just creaming their pants, planning a road trip in their 92 Buick La Sabre.


DOOBIE BROTHERS