Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Tom Brady misses practice today due to 'undisclosed illness.'

Now I'm not saying that Tom Brady isn't sick. But no way in hell is Tom Brady sick. Not with anything serious anyway. This is either A.) ESPN hitting a Wednesday lull and need to make minuscule thing seem like a much bigger issue than it is. (Probably) or B.) Bilichick pulling more of his mind games bullshit to try to throw off the Broncos game plan. (far less likely.) Brady is probably feeling a little shitty and banged up and the Pats are being conservative and just giving him the day off. But you KNOW ESPN will have nothing short of 6 hours of coverage on this instead of covering real sports stories, like people dropping dead of heat stroke down in Australia. And that is the type of shit that ESPN pulls nowadays that makes their network damn near unwatchable. Not that I care about assholes trying to play tennis in 110 degree heat but they're so invested in pointless NFL soap opera drama they ignore other shit entirely. With that on top of all of their dickhead employees like Mike Greenberg and Skip Bayless who are going to break their necks if they fall from their high horses the network is tolerable for about 10 minutes a clip.

I was going to write a blog bashing the pats for pulling their stupid mind game bullshit and ended up ripping ESPN instead. Oh well. Fuck the pats anyway. Stupid dicks act like they're the perennial champs and havent won anything in a decade.

PS- If Tom Brady is actually sick, comes into Denver, beats the Broncos and ESPN proceeds to tout this as the next 'Jordan flu game' I will lose my goddamn mind and burn Bristol, CT to the ground.

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