Denver Post - Suspect yells "hot dog," throws one. On Dec. 26, an employee of Subway, 11757 W. Ken Caryl Ave., Ken-Caryl, told Jefferson County Sheriff's deputies that he was in the store when a man came in and yelled what he thought was, "Hot dog!" The suspect then threw what appeared to be a hot dog at the victim. The victim said he told police just in case it happened someplace else
Crime of the century here everyone. There is a derranged mad man throwing delicious meats at people in Ken Caryl. Some would call this a blessing but I would have to say this would most certainly result in me calling it a day. Call into work "Yeah I was assaulted at subway at lunch today, think I'm going to need the rest of the day to eat Ellio's and watch princess bride while i contemplate how my life got to this place." Reminds me of the Chappelle stand up about how taking a busted nut from a homeless dude won't kill you but it will certainly fuck up your day. The same has to be true here. There you are contemplating how to actually get through the day and not kill yourself in your cube. Trying to enjoy your Janu-any spicy italian and you take a cold mystery meat right off the dome. I'd be lying if I said I had it in me to finish my day at that point.
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